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In order to cut costs we have outsourced our communications to Martians.

Please look directly into the above image and think about what you want to ask/tell us about. We will respond to your thoughts as soon as we receive them.

Please allow a time delay of a day or so since Mars is 64 million miles from Earth. Thank you for your cooperation. - IJOU

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